What did the nurse say when she found a rectal thermometer in her pocket? “Some asshole has my pen!”
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TO MANY EMOTIONS I HAVE HELD IN FOR TOO LONG… HELLO FLOOD OF TEARS
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oyyyy
Sometimes I wish I had a “DELETE WHAT I JUST SAID BECAUSE I GOT CONFUSED ON WHAT I WAS JUST ASKED” Now my boyfriend is laughing at me…. god damn it. Ha-ha
